![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why do you think brooms are so iconic? If you're masturbating in the bathtub and then cleaning your sex toys after, you're already casting like three spells at once. And just like baths, and masturbating, by the way, cleaning is totally witchy. If you're gross like me and use it so often it becomes covered in sex goo, may I suggest the UVee sex toy cleaner? It's important to clean sex toys after use to zap up bacteria because we want orgasms, not a UTI. Anyone with a clitoris should give it a go, as it truly is unlike other vibrators, and variety is the spice of life. The Satisfyer will always be sacred to me as it reminded me of my magical powers (squirting and independence) in a time of need, and since then, has continued to act as a great source of pleasure. The sex toy made me squirt, and not only was I reminded of my magical powers, but holy moly, it turns out I'm a squirter. In my bathtub, I relaxed and came, and when I came I released a wave of fluids that was definitely not bathwater, and no, it wasn't pee. The suction cup goes over your clit and uses negative pressure paired with pulsations that create a sensation different than anything I've previously experienced with standard vibrators. The waterproof sex toy is rose gold and looks like a pretty water gun with a suction cup at one end. I brought the Satisfyer Pro 2 with me into the tub. So many people are already witches casting spells and they don't even realize it. Taking a bath is a form of cleansing water magic, by the way, especially if you throw a Witch Baby bath bomb in there. To celebrate the completion of my freedom and multi-day cleaning binge, I drew myself a bath. Witches understand the importance of cleaning energies as well as dust and skin particles. I finally kicked an ex out of my apartment and scrubbed the place down, removing any remaining ex "residue." I also saged my entire apartment and lit a house-blessing candle. ![]()
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